Hey Kinks! I'm back & a lot sooner then I thought I would be. For a day I had writers block but I think that was mostly because of how sad & angry at myself I was. Today I wanted to start things off with a bang & a laugh at myself!
Makeup, most labels should say something along the lines "Caution: This product is not idiot proof."
I can't be the only person who stands in Sephora with some fancy makeup product in their hand thinking "you want me to what, with this?" Sometimes I double check the label to make sure I am in fact reading English. You maybe laughing at me now but you don't know my back story the laws of can & will apply to me. I am the most accident prone person you will ever come to meet. Now I have only been using makeup for maybe 2 years. Most days I walk into that bathroom hoping I look like I know what I am doing. I am heavy handed, most days I pick up one of my many brushes & just guess what the hell its used for.
Am I the only person who's jabbed themselves in the eye with their mascara brush? End up with mascara all over your face tearing & swearing up a storm.
Foundation? Hey Ma, do I look like light beige or dark chocolate? For the life of me I still cant figure that shit out. I have had people ask me if I went on vacation because I am so dark. I even had a patient in my office ask me if i was sick cause I was WAY to pale. Even with Sephora having color match I'm ashamed to say I can't figure it out. Warm, cool, pink undertones, yellow undertones is that even a thing?
I can't be the only person who's been asked if they ran 4 miles because they slipped up with the blush!
Makeup artist deserve awards for getting it right! & those people who do their makeup on a subway I am standing here applauding you. Don't get me wrong the days I get it right I feel slightly sexier. Confident & just a little bit more idiot proof. Kinks my point is to have fun with it, be willing to laugh at yourself. That chuckle or smile will go a long way later on.
What about you Kinks do you need that idiot proof makeup?
As Always Stay Kinky, Stay Curly & the best part Stay You!
Makeup, most labels should say something along the lines "Caution: This product is not idiot proof."
I can't be the only person who stands in Sephora with some fancy makeup product in their hand thinking "you want me to what, with this?" Sometimes I double check the label to make sure I am in fact reading English. You maybe laughing at me now but you don't know my back story the laws of can & will apply to me. I am the most accident prone person you will ever come to meet. Now I have only been using makeup for maybe 2 years. Most days I walk into that bathroom hoping I look like I know what I am doing. I am heavy handed, most days I pick up one of my many brushes & just guess what the hell its used for.
Am I the only person who's jabbed themselves in the eye with their mascara brush? End up with mascara all over your face tearing & swearing up a storm.
Foundation? Hey Ma, do I look like light beige or dark chocolate? For the life of me I still cant figure that shit out. I have had people ask me if I went on vacation because I am so dark. I even had a patient in my office ask me if i was sick cause I was WAY to pale. Even with Sephora having color match I'm ashamed to say I can't figure it out. Warm, cool, pink undertones, yellow undertones is that even a thing?
I can't be the only person who's been asked if they ran 4 miles because they slipped up with the blush!
Makeup artist deserve awards for getting it right! & those people who do their makeup on a subway I am standing here applauding you. Don't get me wrong the days I get it right I feel slightly sexier. Confident & just a little bit more idiot proof. Kinks my point is to have fun with it, be willing to laugh at yourself. That chuckle or smile will go a long way later on.
What about you Kinks do you need that idiot proof makeup?
As Always Stay Kinky, Stay Curly & the best part Stay You!