Boy do I have a story for you! In the last two weeks my big'ole thighs decided to come busting out my pants to say hello to the world. Okay I'll admit it they were both old pairs of jeans... well by at least 4 years or so. That's not the point though! How un-loyal could my legs be to bust open two pairs of my favorite pants!
I'll be honest I am not a skinny girl but I don't doubt that most of my weight is in my legs. I work out... well my legs any way, but yet thunder & lighting refuse to get smaller. Take the time my siblings and i went to go see a scary movie. Walking back home we all heard this creepy sound, turns out it was just the sound my legs make as walk.
Back to what happened with my pants, so Tuesday was freezing here in New York Kinks, as I get into Thomas' car I heard a small rip. Instantly I knew what it was as my thighs breathed a sigh of relief. My whole started off at about an inch with that first tear but by 10am it had reached behind my leg. Clearly I needed new pants, boy did I feel the cold air as I walked the block & half to the nearest store.
You know how when something happens, always there is one idiot to state the obvious right? So this woman follows me around the store for about 10 minutes making snotty remarks. As I am walking around the store a little longer looking for pants this same older woman walks up to me & says "you know, your pants have a gaping whole in them. Maybe you shouldn't walk around that way." I smiled kindly & responded "Oh My GOODNESS. Thank you for telling me, I would have never known! I only felt the cold air on my butt as I walked here."
Tell me Kinks do you ever have this problem? Do you have thunder thighs?